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Thursday February 15, 2007 12:13

by Wanted

Three major political f***-ups

The above photographed men have tried and failed to talk themselves
out of a corner in relation to domestic and foreign political scandal
in the course of the last four years.

Their leader, whom some refer to as the 'Teflon Taoiseach' is still at
large. He is recognisable by his very sensible shoes and the reek
of male cosmetic products.

He is not considered dangerous at the present time.

Number 1

suspect number 1:- caused a general election by signing a deal with the Catholic
Church by which the church were only indemified to 1/10 of the damages done
to Irish children in the care of that instituion.

The crime of an early general election resulted in him getting a back bench job.

Last seen:- June 2nd 2006 :- chairing the Criminal Law (sexual offences bill)
drafted by

Person Number 2:-
Last seen surrounded by adoring photographers and rabid opposition.
They opposition object to the closure of the Mahon Tribunal as it is too
expensive. [please ask Martin Cullen TD about wasted money]

Person Number three:- Blaming the EU for allowing 'extraordinary rendition flights'
through Irish air space.
[Last seen in the far east having a cup of tea.]

The usual suspects are not charged with any crime [yet] but are considered
both stupid and unfortunate in their imbecility.
If followed closely they may reveal the lair of their leader.
Mr Bertie Ahern, whose teflon is definitely rubbing off in the persistent and
abominable scandals that have seen a generation of Irish kids done out
of their heritage, their rights to freedom, education and health care.

We suspect that they will be taking to soap boxes to fight a general election based
on inequality and mass media- manipulation.
They will not be found in:
Supermarkets.
Family Planning clinics.
Budget holiday centres.
national schools.
Playgrounds.
Social Welfare Offices.
Emergency hospital departments
or Morgues.

Number 2

Number 3

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3 major F.......

by FR. Commandante - Church of Marx

Thu Feb 15, 2007 14:36

wanted
I fully agree

This is wonderful

by Ground crew - -

Thu Feb 15, 2007 14:48

To all concerned:

We have received reliable info from our contacts and there are also strong rumours going around that Numbers 1 and 3 will be around the City West Hotel/Conference Centre on Friday/Saturday 23-24th March. One informant told us that Number 2 may also show his face in and around the same venue during those dates - that last bit of info cannot yet be confirmed.

However, we do know he will be in Wexford's White Hotel this Friday and Saturday 16/17th February

There is more info about the City West event etc in another thread - good luck.

Questions re:- Shell and Dept of Ed obstructions

Thu Feb 15, 2007 19:13

This one is a shifty little bugger, who has managed to escape media
attention in a high profile environmental destruction case.
Previously notable for obstructing the Laffoy commission on child Abuse.

He is not in the same league as the others but tends to like blending with
carpets and furnishings in posh surroundings.

His height makes it impossible to find him, but he has rather large shoulders
and cannot hide forever. please report any sightings to the local EPA/Garda/
EU Representative.

not sighted in quite some time

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