A desperate battle for the irish skies is taking place.
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Wednesday October 18, 2006 18:11
by john mcdermott - removefiannafail
Evil o'Leary Versus good capitalists(&S.I.P.T.U.)
The movie "Snakes On A Plane" depicts the epic struggle between benign & Malignant serpents of the capitalist world.
Michael O'Leary, the honest hardworking capitalist boss of the world's most successful airline, who has always paid his taxes to Fianna Fail, now fights for his life aboard an Aer Lingus Airbus. At 50,000 feet he is cornered by Union staff. A desperate battle for survival ensues when a nest of venemous Boa Constrictors of the "offshoreus residenties' species is also discovered hiding in the overhead bins .An unholy alliance..
Can O'Leary fend off the dodgiest snakes ever found in an aircraft, plus a cockpit of angry pilots, and a cabin full of hostile S.I.P.T.U. and I.M.P.A.C.T. members to boot.We cannot reveal the end of this remarkable story.
(If we knew we'd probably unload our shares, in a hurry. A basket case by next year..?)
Based on a true life drama. Starring a host of truly international names.the central such villain is, "Tricky" Dennis O'Lyin, (Portugal) supporting roles by Magnet Moneybags,(Switzerland) and Dapper Dessmund (Gibraltar)
http://www.soldiersofdestiny.org/bertiesbedfellows.htm
www.snakesonaplane.com