Ryanair to buy Aer Lingus
My Fellow Captialists,
Please note that our esteemed financial guru Michael O'Leary has up to today 5/10/2006 purchased 16% of our former National carrier Aer Lingus.
Those patriots bold enough to have invested a minimum of 10,000 euro in Aer Lingus will now be offered 2.80 euro per share, or in "plane" english a 27% return on last weeks bold investment.