Shaking Uncontrollably: Does Guzzling Gas Make You Piss Fire?

international | arts and media | other press Tuesday October 03, 2006 10:40 by Liam O'Donogue - Indybay

Bad ideas are like starfish: You can cut them up, but unless you squash them into jelly and incinerate the remains, they will multiply. I’m not really saying that we should go around murdering idiots . . . but this week’s “news” certainly made me want to beat a few people mercilessly.

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For example, in the midst of a botched oil war and facing the looming catastrophe of global warming, General Motors Vice Chairman Bob Lutz expressed the need for more oversized gas guzzlers at the opening of a Hummer dealership in Paris. "Hummer needs some more products. It needs two or three more products to give it sufficient market coverage." How about a Hummer-brand blimp that’s big enough to block out the sun? Then they could overshadow all markets with a single product. Jeez, where’s an angry mob of disenfranchised French teenagers when you need them?

Unfortunately, the Hummer story is just the tip of the rapidly melting iceberg in this week’s edition of Shaking Uncontrollably. The government, the military and Christian evangelicals all expressed ambitions that are far more stupid and dangerous than bigger SUVs....

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