'First Let's Hang all the Insurers'

national | consumer issues | opinion/analysis Friday September 01, 2006 14:03 by Observer 3

(With apologies to Shakespeare)

TESCO Mortgage Life Insurance
'As you'd expect from TESCO, our morgage life insurance product [ugh!] is one of the most affordable forms of cover currently available in Ireland.' God help us all.

Explain me this someone. You take out life insurance on your mortgage. You must pay the premiums over 15 or 20 years, whatever. Your insurance company is fattening up a nice little nest egg out of your money. And all the time the amount of money they will pay your partner/whoever in the event of your death is actually decreasing as time goes by. The logic is that because the money you owe to your mortgage lender is decreasing because of the huge payments you are also making to them, then the less money you will need from your insurer to pay off your mortgage if you or your partner dies. So the more money you give to your insurer, the less they will pay out if you die. What thieving bullshit is that? Does anyone know anyone working in insurance? Kick them up the arse and tell them to get a respectable job, then.