Boycott Stormont!

national | consumer issues | other press Monday December 13, 2004 22:08 by io

it's what you've been waiting on.

all those years of careful economic management,
the UNION with Europe, the cetlic tiger, the equal pay for men and women, the great education opportunities, the Piggies back of Ansbacher, the glory of the outer Blaskets, the death of Veronica, the epitaph.

Let's boycott Stormont.

We don't need to buy any more services,
any more goods, or any more anything from the
peoples of Ulster.

No more orange ties!

This means if the NI assembly phones you up, asking you for your views on the service offered to residents of the Northern Ireland statelet on pensions, medical care, tourism, education, integration opportunities, training opportunities, et cetera.

You say-
"Sorry, I'm boycotting you. I refuse to even live on the same island or in the same space as Stormont, you were cursed by the bairns for locking the swings in the playground, and now the cocks are not coming home to roost."

You may then like to add a perfunctory bit of blasphemy, taking a name in vain, or just opting for the Fuck off then!

We're supporting direct rule.

"better the devil you know than the devil you don't".

here endeth the lesson.
don't pass the plate.
don't pass go.
don't collect 1,000,000,000€ peace dividend.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2004/1213/north.html