Cultural celebration or triumphalism

antrim | miscellaneous | opinion/analysis Monday July 12, 2004 15:40 by ona deathlist

Yes its that time of year again, up north, as 'traditional' 12th celebrations get under way as early as 12.00 pm on the lords day sunday, the 11th reminescent of traditional victorian traditons of sending children up chimneys, children as young as 7 years old are sent up to scale the dizzy heights of giant phallic bonfire sites stacking up crates and sorting out discarded rubbish.

The glorious 12th celebrations start on the 11th, which this year falls on the lords day sunday, normally good ould boy big pappa doc DUP paisley would be kicking up a storm about boozing and debauchery on the lords day sunday, but seeing as its the 11th double standards apply.
As drunken loyalists gather around their bonys for traditional cultural sing alongs of 'Do you want a pastie supper Bobby sands', hundreds of working class loyal protestants gather round their union jacks, in order to feel closer to the queen and more special and better than their working class catholic neighbours.
Then on the 12th we get to watch loads of proud pompous respectable upright citizen buisness men, the orange order old boy network parade about the place, go to a field and spout a load of crap about the ever enclosing dangerous fenian hordes.